By giving her a Brazilian wax first!
A Brazilian
Get out of the way.
because there is alot of sin going on.
A glimmer of hope
cavemen drag their women by the hair if the dragged them by their feet they'd fill up with mud.
Because the servers cannot be found
The word "free"
A: A barber.
A barber!
A: Because it was a total rip-off.