How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!

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How many portuguese people can fit on a scooter?

A Brazilian

How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!

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How can you avoid falling hair?

Get out of the way.

Why do christians avoid trigonometry ?

because there is alot of sin going on.

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What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

Why did (do?

cavemen drag their women by the hair if the dragged them by their feet they'd fill up with mud.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Why does the food take so long at an Internet cafe?

Because the servers cannot be found

What can you add to any food to make it taste better?

The word "free"

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?

A: A barber.

Who can shave 25 times in one day, and still have a beard?

A barber!

Brazilian Wax Jokes More Brazilian Wax Jokes

Why did the woman refuse to pay for her Brazilian waxing?

A: Because it was a total rip-off.

How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!