How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!

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What do you call a galaxy full of Brazilians?

The Milky Hue.

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

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Why did the European businessman sleep on the streets?

To avoid a hostel takeover.

What letter should you avoid?

The letter A because it makes men mean.

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What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair ?

Lily !

What does John Cena wash his hair with?

Champ who

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What food do vampires hate?

Steaks.

What food should you avoid if you don't want to go to court?

Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.

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How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!

How does a barber make phone calls?

He cuts them short.

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How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!

Why did the woman refuse to pay for her Brazilian waxing?

A: Because it was a total rip-off.