How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!

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Brazilian Jokes More Brazilian Jokes

How many people do you have to kick out of their houses to have a World Cup?

Brazilians!

How many people from rio does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here.

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Why are Catholics the worst drivers?

They always pull out at the last second (usually to avoid a child).

How did I avoid getting hit by a Wfay?

I got the f out of the way.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What's the difference between an Alto and a Tenor?

The Tenor doesn't have hair on his back.

How do you get rid of chewing gum in your hair?

Cancer :)

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Why are vegans so salty?

To hide the fact that their food has no flavor.

How do Mexicans keep their food warm?

Chicken Fajitas.

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

How much for a haircut?

Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.

Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?

A: A barber.

Brazilian Wax Jokes More Brazilian Wax Jokes

How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!

Why did the woman refuse to pay for her Brazilian waxing?

A: Because it was a total rip-off.