How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!

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Brazilian Jokes More Brazilian Jokes

What's green and yellow and can't fly?

Brazilian soccer players.

How many armed men does it take to extort an Olympic athlete?

A Brazilian.

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What did he tell people in order to make them avoid taking it?

Eschew! Eschew!

Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.

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Why did the midget get kicked out of the nudist colony?

He kept getting in everyone's hair.

What do comic book collectors use in their hair?

Mint conditioner.

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What kind of food can you color with?

A cranberry! Esher (my Grandson) age 5

Why is a reflection always twice as good as the real thing?

i actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

How does a barber make phone calls?

He cuts them short.

Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?

A: A barber.

Brazilian Wax Jokes More Brazilian Wax Jokes

How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!

Why did the woman refuse to pay for her Brazilian waxing?

A: Because it was a total rip-off.