How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike ?

They both have ornamental balls.

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why didn't Timmy get his parents Christmas presents?

He's an orphan.

Who's there ! Amory ! Amory who ?

Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year !

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What's the Priest favorite breakfast?

Kids.

What did the Priest say to the Church of Vegetables?

Lettuce pray.

Christmas Tree Jokes More Christmas Tree Jokes

What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?

A pineapple

What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree?

a porcupine

Ornamental Ball Jokes More Ornamental Ball Jokes

How is a Christmas tree like a man who's had a vasectomy?

They both have ornamental balls.

How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike ?

They both have ornamental balls.