How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike ?

They both have ornamental balls.

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why didn't the tree get any presents for Christmas?

He was knotty.

What did the Blind, Deaf man get for Christmas?

Cancer

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

How do you ask a priest to hand you the spaghetti?

Pasta pasta, pasta.

What is the favorite note of a priest?

A minor

Christmas Tree Jokes More Christmas Tree Jokes

What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration

What does a priest and a christmas tree have in common?

The balls are for decoration!

Ornamental Ball Jokes More Ornamental Ball Jokes

What does a Christmas tree and a monk have in common?

They both have ornamental balls

How is a Christmas tree like a man who's had a vasectomy?

They both have ornamental balls.