What do The Pope & a Christmas Tree have in common?

The balls are just for decoration.

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Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why didn't the lesbian cross the road?

She didn't have the balls to do it

Why don't girls like playing dodgeball?

Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child

Pope Jokes More Pope Jokes

What's the first thing the pope did after resigning?

Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book.

Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)

Christmas Tree Jokes More Christmas Tree Jokes

What does a Christmas tree and a monk have in common?

They both have ornamental balls

What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree...?

A Porky-Pine

Decoration Jokes More Decoration Jokes

What does a priest and a christmas tree have in common?

The balls are for decoration!

What do a Christmas tree and a sterile man have in common?

Their balls are for decoration only.