What do The Pope & a Christmas Tree have in common?

The balls are just for decoration.

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Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

What's the coldest part of a man's body?

His balls. Two below.

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What do Christmas trees and The Pope have in common?

A: Their balls are for decoration only

What does the Pope dip his chips in?

Holy Guacamole

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Why did the Christmas tree get thrown in prison?

Treeson.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree...?

A Porky-Pine

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What do priests and christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration.

What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration