What does a Christmas tree do after Christmas?

It pines.

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

What did the dyslexic kid say to his parents at Christmas?

I love Satan

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What does a Christmas tree do after Christmas?

It pines.

Why can't a Christmas tree walk?

Because it ." "Ugh, that's so ."

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What does a Christmas tree do after Christmas?

It pines.

What did you hear about the tree who was in love?

He pined everyday.