What does a Christmas tree do after Christmas?

It pines.

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How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ?

Chick to chick !

Why do programmers get Halloween and Christmas mixed up?

Because Oct31 = Dec25

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What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration

What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party?

A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.

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What did the evergreen tree say to it's love interest?

Oh, how I pine for you!"

What did you hear about the tree who was in love?

He pined everyday.