What does a Christmas tree do after Christmas?

It pines.

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What's the best thing about being a meth head?

1 sleep until Christmas.

What's the best part about being a meth addict?

3 sleeps 'til Christmas

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Which is the toughest tree?

A Christmas Tree because it has the most balls

What do Justin Beiber and Christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are only for decoration.

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What did the evergreen tree say to it's love interest?

Oh, how I pine for you!"

What did you hear about the tree who was in love?

He pined everyday.