What does a Christmas tree do after Christmas?

It pines.

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Why cant programmers tell the difference between christmas and thanksgiving?

Because oct 31 = dec 25

What do you call someone who loves Christmas but doubts the existence of God?

Eggnog-stic.

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Why can't a Christmas tree walk?

Because it ." "Ugh, that's so ."

How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike ?

They both have ornamental balls.

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What did you hear about the tree who was in love?

He pined everyday.

What did the evergreen tree say to it's love interest?

Oh, how I pine for you!"