What does a Christmas tree do after Christmas?

It pines.

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What did the blind, deaf, mute quadraplegic boy get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the tv get for Christmas?

Replaced

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What do you get when you cross an iPad with a Christmas Tree?

A PiNEAPPLE! Get it? -D

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?

They both drop their needles !

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What did the evergreen tree say to it's love interest?

Oh, how I pine for you!"

What does a Christmas tree do after Christmas?

It pines.