What does a Christmas tree do after Christmas?

It pines.

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas?

swimming goggles

What did little no armed Jimmy get for Christmas?

Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.

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What does a Christmas tree do after Christmas?

It pines.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree?

a porcupine

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What did the evergreen tree say to it's love interest?

Oh, how I pine for you!"

What does a Christmas tree do after Christmas?

It pines.