What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree...?

A Porky-Pine

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did my wife cross the road?

To go back into the first clothes shop we went into two hours ago.

Why did the chickens cross the road?

Because they were Turkish.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why won't pigs take up jogging?

They don't like to get that far from the table.

What do you get when you cross a horse with a pig?

Sarah Jessica Porker

Christmas Tree Jokes More Christmas Tree Jokes

What do Christmas trees and The Pope have in common?

A: Their balls are for decoration only

Why did the Christmas tree get thrown in prison?

Treeson.