What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree...?

A Porky-Pine

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What would happen if you were to cross two snowmen with three vampires?

You would get severe frostbite.

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark ?

A bird that will talk you ear off !

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why can't men get mad cow disease?

Because they're all pigs.

What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?

Rub him with oinkment.

Christmas Tree Jokes More Christmas Tree Jokes

What do priests and christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration.

Why did the Christmas tree get thrown in prison?

Treeson.