What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree...?

A Porky-Pine

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Why did the Muslim cross the road?

To get to the bigger crowd

Why did the chicken decide not to cross the road?

because it did.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Where do flying pigs land?

the airpork!

When pigs have a party who jumps out of the cake?

Nobody. The pigs all jump in.

Christmas Tree Jokes More Christmas Tree Jokes

What do Christmas trees and The Pope have in common?

A: Their balls are for decoration only

How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike ?

They both have ornamental balls.