Grandmother Jokes

How do you call the social media that your grandmother uses?

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Why did the sun-praiser receive the full inheritance from his grandmother?

Because he was the Solaire!

What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died?

Mourning wood

What do people call their grandmother in India?

Naana

What'd you call this again?

Alien Chef: OH MY GOD YOU ATE MY GRANDMOTHER!

What is worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.

What did 50 Cent say to his grandmother when she made him a pair of socks?

Gee, you knit

What do you call a group of grandmothers making out with each other?

A bunch of bi Nanas.

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How do you know if you're a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood.

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What do you call a brain dead Swede?

A vegetable..

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Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)

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What do you call a sad Ent?

Mourning wood.

What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

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What do you call a Roman warrior with hair in his mouth?

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Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system?

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Why were India kicked out of the Soccer world Cup held in England in 1966 ?

A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop."

How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.