Grandmother Jokes

How do you call the social media that your grandmother uses?

Instagran

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Why did the sun-praiser receive the full inheritance from his grandmother?

Because he was the Solaire!

What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died?

Mourning wood

What do people call their grandmother in India?

Naana

What'd you call this again?

Alien Chef: OH MY GOD YOU ATE MY GRANDMOTHER!

What is worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.

What did 50 Cent say to his grandmother when she made him a pair of socks?

Gee, you knit

What do you call a group of grandmothers making out with each other?

A bunch of bi Nanas.

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Norse Korea

What did the Scandinavian say at his Grandmothers funeral?

She was a Swede old lady but now shes Finnish

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Who's there ! Buster ! Buster who ?

Buster tire can I use your phone !

What's it called when you're using Tinder on the toilet?

Swiping and wiping.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why do cool guys never look at explosions?

Because they die in them.

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

Receive Jokes More Receive Jokes

What did the asian do after receiving a test with a bad grade?

Bangladesh

What was Monica Lewinsky's job at the White House?

Receiving heads of state.

Winnie Pooh Jokes More Winnie Pooh Jokes

What do you call Winnie The Pooh's grandmother?

Poohnanni

What's little, brown, and found in the woods?

Winnies' pooh.

50 Cent Jokes More 50 Cent Jokes

Who's concerts cost only 45 cents to attend?

50 Cent ft. Nickelback

What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she gave him a scarf for Christmas?

Gee, you knit

Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.

What tastes good but doesn't smell good?

A tongue. Hehe

Nana Jokes More Nana Jokes

What was the old lady's favourite type of wine?

Why don't you ever take me to Florida " Courtesy of my Nana.

What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo