Grandmother Jokes

How do you call the social media that your grandmother uses?

Instagran

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Why did the sun-praiser receive the full inheritance from his grandmother?

Because he was the Solaire!

What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died?

Mourning wood

What do people call their grandmother in India?

Naana

What'd you call this again?

Alien Chef: OH MY GOD YOU ATE MY GRANDMOTHER!

What is worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.

What did 50 Cent say to his grandmother when she made him a pair of socks?

Gee, you knit

What do you call a group of grandmothers making out with each other?

A bunch of bi Nanas.

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When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.

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Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.

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Mourning wood.

What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.

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OH NO !"