Grandmother Jokes

How do you call the social media that your grandmother uses?

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Why did the sun-praiser receive the full inheritance from his grandmother?

Because he was the Solaire!

What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died?

Mourning wood

What do people call their grandmother in India?

Naana

What'd you call this again?

Alien Chef: OH MY GOD YOU ATE MY GRANDMOTHER!

What is worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.

What did 50 Cent say to his grandmother when she made him a pair of socks?

Gee, you knit

What do you call a group of grandmothers making out with each other?

A bunch of bi Nanas.

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Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)

What did the Scandinavian say at his Grandmothers funeral?

She was a Swede old lady but now shes Finnish

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What do you call Winnie The Pooh's grandmother?

Poohnanni

What's little, brown, and found in the woods?

Winnies' pooh.

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What does a necrophiliac get at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

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How do you know your fridge is going through menopause?

It's all out of eggs..

What do you call an anarchist grandmother who just found out she's pregnant?

Rebel without a menopause.

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What did 50 cent's grandma say to him when he gave her a hand woven scarf for mother's day?

G u knit

Why did the ghoul knit herself three socks?

A: Because she grew another foot.

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Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks?

Because they were neckromancers

Why does Oedipus hate profanity?

He kisses his mother with that mouth.