What'd you call this again?

Alien Chef: OH MY GOD YOU ATE MY GRANDMOTHER!

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What do vegetarian zombies eat?

Grrrrrainnnnnssss.

Why was six scared of seven?

Because seven "ate" nine.

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What did God say when he made the first black person?

Damn, I burnt one...

Why did God make farts smell?

So that deaf people could enjoy them too.

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What did 50 Cent say to his grandmother when she made him a pair of socks?

Gee, you knit

Why did the sun-praiser receive the full inheritance from his grandmother?

Because he was the Solaire!

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What did the scientist say before he died by mixing Hydroxide and Nitrate?

OH NO !"

What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh