What'd you call this again?

Alien Chef: OH MY GOD YOU ATE MY GRANDMOTHER!

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Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.

Why was the horse all charged up?

It ate some haywire!

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What do you call a God unfit for the times at hand?

O Cristor Redundant

What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.

Grandmother Jokes More Grandmother Jokes

What do you call a group of grandmothers making out with each other?

A bunch of bi Nanas.

What did 50 Cent say to his grandmother when she made him a pair of socks?

Gee, you knit

Oh Jokes More Oh Jokes

What'd you call this again?

Alien Chef: OH MY GOD YOU ATE MY GRANDMOTHER!

What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh