What'd you call this again?

Alien Chef: OH MY GOD YOU ATE MY GRANDMOTHER!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9

Why did the chemist die?

He ate a Pb and J sandwich.

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Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico

What would you get if you crossed a monster with the god of love?

A stupid Cupid!

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What do people call their grandmother in India?

Naana

How do you call the social media that your grandmother uses?

Instagran

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Why is Jay-Z allowed to ride in the carpool lane by himself?

Because his name is Hov, OH, H-to-the-O-V

What's that machine for?

Oh, that's the forklift" ME: OH MY GOD HOW HEAVY ARE YOUR FORKS