What'd you call this again?

Alien Chef: OH MY GOD YOU ATE MY GRANDMOTHER!

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What would happen if you ate yeast and polish?

You would rise and shine.

What do you call a Roman warrior with hair in his mouth?

Gladiator Get it? Glad He Ate Her..

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What did God say to the cheese that sinned?

Gouda Hell.

Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.

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What is worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.

What do you call a group of grandmothers making out with each other?

A bunch of bi Nanas.

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What did King Trident say when he stepped in the whale poop?

OH CARP!!!

What's that machine for?

Oh, that's the forklift" ME: OH MY GOD HOW HEAVY ARE YOUR FORKS