What did 50 Cent say to his grandmother when she made him a pair of socks?

Gee, you knit

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Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

What's the difference between the Earth and my sock?

The Earth's crust is on the outside.

Why do all the best golfers keeping buying socks?

They get a hole in one!

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What is worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.

Why did the sun-praiser receive the full inheritance from his grandmother?

Because he was the Solaire!

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What concert is worth 45 cents?

50 cent with Nickelback

What did the 11 year old junior paleontologist and 50-cent music lover with cancer receive from the one wish foundation?

A Rap Tour

Knit Jokes More Knit Jokes

Why did the ghoul knit herself three socks?

A: Because she grew another foot.

What's a pirates favorite thing to knit?

Scaaaaaarrves