What did 50 Cent say to his grandmother when she made him a pair of socks?

Gee, you knit

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Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?

In case they get a hole in one!

Why did the Golfer feel aladeen about his socks ?

He had a hole in one.

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What is worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.

What did 50 Cent say to his grandmother when she made him a pair of socks?

Gee, you knit

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What's 50 Cent's name in Zimbabwe?

400 Million Dollars.

What did 50 cent say to his grandma when he saw her knitting?

Gee U Knit!"

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Why did the ghoul knit herself three socks?

A: Because she grew another foot.

What's a pirates favorite thing to knit?

Scaaaaaarrves