50 Cent Jokes

What's the difference between 50 Cent and the Ozone Layer?

The Ozone layer doesn't benefit from having holes in them.

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What is 50 Cent's guiding philosophy?

Be the change you want to see in the world.

What do 50 cent hot dogs have in common with lumber?

Two buy four.

What's 50 Cent's name in Zimbabwe?

400 Million Dollars.

What's 50 Cent's new name?

50 Drachma.

What did 50 cent say to his grandma when he saw her knitting?

Gee U Knit!"

How much is an M&M?

50 cents. That's Ludicris!

What concert is worth 45 cents?

50 cent with Nickelback

How much is an M&ampM?

50 cents. That's Ludicris!

What did 50 cent's grandma say to him when he gave her a hand woven scarf for mother's day?

G u knit

What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she gave him a scarf for Christmas?

Gee, you knit

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What did the 11 year old junior paleontologist and 50-cent music lover with cancer receive from the one wish foundation?

A Rap Tour

Who's concerts cost only 45 cents to attend?

50 Cent ft. Nickelback

What did 50 Cent say to his grandmother when she made him a pair of socks?

Gee, you knit

What concert can you go to for 45 cents?

50 Cent ft. Nickelback

Why couldn't G Unit get on the Bus?

They did not have 50 Cent.

What’s 50 Cent’s name in Zimbabwe?

200 Dollars.

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A buck an ear.

What does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

about a Buccaneer (buck-an-ear) yuck...yuck...yuck

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Whatcha thinkin about?

Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.

What do you get when you make a scarf out of a cat?

A Neko.

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If you slick her hair back, she looks like an 8 year old boy.

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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the G.

What is dark, invades you in your sleep, and starts with N-I-G?

Nightmares you racist.

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Who were the Tallest Man in the World's roll models?

Nobody, he had no one to look up to.

Who is the most successful liar in the world?

Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.

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How much is an M&M?

50 cents. That's Ludicris!

How much is an M&ampM?

50 cents. That's Ludicris!

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Who are the world's fastest readers?

The 911 victims. They went through 50 stories in a minute. I'm so sorry

What's 50 Cent's new name?

50 Drachma.

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How much longer?

Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant

How much is an M&M?

50 cents. That's Ludicris!