50 Cent Jokes

What's the difference between 50 Cent and the Ozone Layer?

The Ozone layer doesn't benefit from having holes in them.

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What is 50 Cent's guiding philosophy?

Be the change you want to see in the world.

What do 50 cent hot dogs have in common with lumber?

Two buy four.

What's 50 Cent's name in Zimbabwe?

400 Million Dollars.

What's 50 Cent's new name?

50 Drachma.

What did 50 cent say to his grandma when he saw her knitting?

Gee U Knit!"

How much is an M&M?

50 cents. That's Ludicris!

What concert is worth 45 cents?

50 cent with Nickelback

How much is an M&ampM?

50 cents. That's Ludicris!

What did 50 cent's grandma say to him when he gave her a hand woven scarf for mother's day?

G u knit

What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she gave him a scarf for Christmas?

Gee, you knit

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What did the 11 year old junior paleontologist and 50-cent music lover with cancer receive from the one wish foundation?

A Rap Tour

Who's concerts cost only 45 cents to attend?

50 Cent ft. Nickelback

What did 50 Cent say to his grandmother when she made him a pair of socks?

Gee, you knit

What concert can you go to for 45 cents?

50 Cent ft. Nickelback

Why couldn't G Unit get on the Bus?

They did not have 50 Cent.

What’s 50 Cent’s name in Zimbabwe?

200 Dollars.

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Why isn't the word gangster pronounced Jang-ster?

Because there ain't no such thing as a soft 'G.'

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Why did the M&ampM 's go to college?

Because they wanted to be smarties.

How much is an M&ampM?

50 cents. That's Ludicris!

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What's the difference between Shea Stadium and Sloan-Kettering?

At Sloan-Kettering the Mets always win.

How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg

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Who's concerts cost only 45 cents to attend?

50 Cent ft. Nickelback

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Grandma Jokes More Grandma Jokes

What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

Why is that cotton candy talking?

Grandma, that's Nicki Minaj.

Mother Day Jokes More Mother Day Jokes

What do you give an octomom for mother's day?

A spatula. Maybe she'll be more responsible making dinner than making babies.

What did you get me for Mother's Day?

3-year-old: A cake. Wife: Where is it 3: You haven't made it yet.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

How do you get a Charizard on a bus?

You pokemon!

What kind of bus can cross the ocean?

A Columbus.

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

How much does a flight to Rio cost?

A Brazilian dollars.

What's the difference between a race car and a woman?

One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.