Why couldn't G Unit get on the Bus?

They did not have 50 Cent.

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What do you call the white guy on a bus full of black guys?

Coach.

Which of these three does not belong: (A) a lobster, (B) a flounder, or (C) a Korean man who has just been run over by a bus?

The answer is (B) a flounder. The other two are crushedAsians.

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What do 50 cent hot dogs have in common with lumber?

Two buy four.

What's 50 Cent's new name?

50 Drachma.