Where is children?

Latvian man respond "Children is dead from childbirth." Bus leave.

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What is the number 1 activity to do in Syria on Trip Advisor?

Leave.

What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

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Why did Jimmy drop his icecream?

He got hit by a bus!

What do you call it... What do you call it when a bus and a car are put together?

12 Casualties

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What did the Irish man and the mongol woman name their child?

Lepre Kahn

What will they name their child?

Donald Dump

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What's the best machine I can use?

The trainer responds, "The ATM"

Why did my husband die?

Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"

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How many Latvians does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Is dark. Bulb is potato.

Why is Latvian cross road?

Latvian see potato, but when cross is only secret police.

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Where is children?

Latvian man respond "Children is dead from childbirth." Bus leave.

Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.