Why is Latvian cross road?

Latvian see potato, but when cross is only secret police.

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.

Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.

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What do a totalitarian mallard and a potato in an air vent have in common?

They're both duct-taters (sorry)

What do you call a potato from Colorado?

A baked potato

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Why is Latvian cross road?

Latvian see potato, but when cross is only secret police.

What is best potato?

Latvian potato is best potato. Is kind you spend whole life looking for. Also, low calories.