Why is Latvian cross road?

Latvian see potato, but when cross is only secret police.

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What do you get when you cross an orchard with a concentration camp?

apple juice

Why did the pimp cross the lawn?

To get to the hoes.

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What does a tire made of potatoes have?

An inner tuber.

What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

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What is best potato?

Latvian potato is best potato. Is kind you spend whole life looking for. Also, low calories.

Where is children?

Latvian man respond "Children is dead from childbirth." Bus leave.