What do a totalitarian mallard and a potato in an air vent have in common?

They're both duct-taters (sorry)

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What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?

HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle