What do you get if you take your computer to an ice rink?

A slipped disk.

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How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

How did AL Gore program his computer?

With the proper al-gor-ithms

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What do you tell a metal head who's walking on an icy street?

Slip not.

What happened when the computer fell on the floor?

It slipped a disk.