How do computers learn to read?

C:/ Dos C:/ Dos Run Run Dos Run

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What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller ?

A computer with a lot of bites !

What part of the computer the astronaut likes the most?

A space bar.

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Why is reddit bad grammar?

Because you can't read a dit.

Where does Khal Drogo keep his DVDs?

In Yeah you'd probably only get this if you read ASOIF but the joke came to me randomly.

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What must a vampire earn to learn to fly?

His red wings.

What did the Japanese General say to his kamikaze trainee?

Despite what everyone tells you, you'll never learn from your mistakes.

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Why did the scuba diver drop out of graduate school?

Because he was always below a C

What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.