How do computers learn to read?

C:/ Dos C:/ Dos Run Run Dos Run

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Why did the blonde call an exterminator?

Her computer had a bug...

What do you get when you have Windows and Mac OS X dual booting from the same computer?

A co-operating system.

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What are you reading ?

Pupil : I dunno ! Teacher : But you're reading aloud ! Pupil : But I'm not listening !

What reads and lives in an apple ?

A bookworm !

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Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car ?

Because she'd never be able to learn the language

What did you learn in kindergarten today?

5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.

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What did C: drive say to D: drive?

Wow you looked shocked.

What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.