Why did Einstein marry his cousin?

It's all relative.

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How many hillbillies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2. A man, his wife, and his cousin

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

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What do you call a man that marries another man?

A minister! Courtesy of a patient.

What do bunnies do when they get married?

Go on a bunnymoon

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What do people at the Genius Bar drink from?

Einsteins

What happen when you put Einstein in a -20C clean room?

You get a solid-state frizzicist.