Why did Einstein marry his cousin?

It's all relative.

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What does the south call friends with benefits?

Cousins.....

What Does A Redneck Call It When He Visits His Cousin Outside His Town?

Entering the friend zone.

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Why did Maria Shriver marry Arnold Schwarzenegger?

To breed a Kennedy that could take a bullet.

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

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What did Einstein text to his friend who he'd see tomorrow?

E=MC U L8R

Why was Einstein unable to build a wall?

He only had Ein Stein