Why were the Chinese trying to light a bbq grill out in the rain?

Because it was raining cats and dogs. :D

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the dog go to the hospital?

He was feeling ruff.

What do you call a dog from another planet?

A dal-martian

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

Where does light go when it is convicted of a crime?

Prism

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What's red, 10 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I try to put it in her mouth?

Her miscarriage. sorry.

Why did the girl loaf of stale bread slap the boy loaf of stale bread?

A: Because he tried to get fresh.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why do neckbeard dentists love Cats the musical?

Because m'cavity.

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

What is the least favorite food place of the Chinese?

Nanking Donuts

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Why were the vets and pounds mad?

It was raining cats and dogs

Why don't women need umbrellas?

Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.