Why were the Chinese trying to light a bbq grill out in the rain?

Because it was raining cats and dogs. :D

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How do you make a cat bark like a dog?

Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: "WOOF!"

What did the dog say to the fireman?

The roof is on fire.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale Because there's no light inside the closet

How to win an argument with a deaf girl?

Turn off the lights.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What did the person say when someone tried to cut off their toes?

I'm lactose intolerant.

What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

How am I not qualified?

Your resume is a stick figure and a poorly drawn igloo "It's a cat actually"

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What do you call a dirty Chinese crab?

A crusty asian

How do you blind a Chinese man?

lay floss over their eyes

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What does a midwestern farmer and a rapper have in common?

They both want to make it rain.

What happens after it rains in gotham city?

a waynebow.