Why were the Chinese trying to light a bbq grill out in the rain?

Because it was raining cats and dogs. :D

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What do you get if you play a C&amp?

W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

How do Italians light their dynamite?

With a fuse-illi.

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What did the bartender say to the girl that tried to steal a drink?

It was worth a shot.

Why have you got cotton wool in your ears do you have an infection ?

Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!

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Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

Who's there ! Cat ! Cat who ?

Cat you understand !

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What do you call a Chinese conga line?

A Chu Chu train

What kind of dogs are full of Chinese scientists?

Yellow labs

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What do you call two Mormons caught in the rain?

Washing your whites on a rinsed cycle.

What to do if you run over a black man in the rain?

Well, you have an hour before the rain dries...