Why did God invent women?

You think he's gonna wash the dishes

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

Why should you never let a non-metal drive a train?

Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do Iraqi men do that gets them laid on the first date?

They give their women awesome Dinar.

When do men insist that women are illogical?

When a woman doesn't agree with them.

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What's the best part about showering with a 5 year-old?

The water washes away her tears

Why do people wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold out tide.

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

Why is revenge a dish best served cold?

Because it's just-ice

What's the best part about buying dishes that are made in Mexico?

They wash themselves.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

Who invented the telephone?

The Phoenicians (phone-itions).

How do you know a redneck invented the tooth brush?

We would have called it a teeth brush