Why did God invent women?

You think he's gonna wash the dishes

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What did the pumpkin pie say to the cheesecake as they were going into the oven?

I think this is a set up!

What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message?

To e or not to e that is the question.

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What is the fastest speed a woman can go ?

68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod.

What do you call a woman with one leg longer than the other?

Ilene. What if she is Chinese? Irene.

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What's the best part about showering with a 5 year-old?

The water washes away her tears

Why do Eskimos wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold outtide

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Why did God invent women?

You think he's gonna wash the dishes

Why is revenge a dish best served cold?

Because it's just-ice

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What does Clint Eastwood say to God every morning?

Go Ahead Make My Day"

What does a Muslim have if they hate their god?

An Allahgy

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How do you know a redneck invented the tooth brush?

We would have called it a teeth brush

How did they invent break dancing?

Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.