Why did God invent women?

You think he's gonna wash the dishes

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Why is YOLO popular all of a sudden?

Was there seriously a problem of people thinking we all lived twice

Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women like roses?

Because they are pretty and hurt you.

Why is it so expensive to divorce a woman here in California?

Because it's worth it.

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Where do Floridians wash their clothes?

In Fort Launderdale.

What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

Why did God invent women?

You think he's gonna wash the dishes

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What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.

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What happened when the wheel was invented?

It caused a revolution.

How can we possibly improve this?

Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"