Why did God invent women?

You think he's gonna wash the dishes

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do I get when I pour my Root Beer into a square mug?

Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.

What is a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet...?

Arrrrr?" Nope... you'd think so, but it'd be the "C."

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call it when a woman of the church goes on a secret mission?

Nun of your business

Why aren't there more women in STEM?

Because they're stupid and illiterate.

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side

What do people with an extra chromosome wash their clothes with?

Downy.

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

What's a dish best served cold?

Air condish.

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.

Why do we have oceans?

Because based god and acid god had a baby.

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

Why did man invent the shipping cart?

To teach women how to stand on their hind legs.

How do we know that the toothbrush was invented in Mississippi?

Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush