You think he's gonna wash the dishes
They think all the white pieces are kings.
With an ithberg
A divorce, then she'll only have half of everything.
McLady.
One hundred and one. Two to wash it, one to dry it, and ninety eight to talk about how dirty it was.
because it's too cold out-tide.
Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)
anything with curry in it.
Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.
So blind people can hate hippies too.
The Phoenicians (phone-itions).
Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste.