Why did God invent women?

You think he's gonna wash the dishes

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do children think of the world?

I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.

How do you say the word "peanuts" *without* the letter "t"?

Think about it.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why don't women propose to men?

Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.

How can the eurologist tell if he is looking at a man or woman?

Well, there is a vast difference.

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What do rappers use to wash their clothes?

BLEEE-AAAACH!

Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

Where did the drug addict keep his food and dishes?

The potry

What do you call a "to-go" dish ordered from German-Italian restaurant?

Alfredosehen

God Jokes More God Jokes

What us the difference between white, brown and black people?

The time God took to cook us

What's the difference between a doctor and God?

God doesn't walk around thinking he's a doctor.

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

Where was the toothbrush invented?

West Virginia, anywhere else it would be called the teethbrush

What's a joke that you invented?

Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.