Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer?

Because he had been told to ice it.

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What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue ?

wait for it ... wait for it ...) brucilage !!!!!!!!

What do you tell an Irishman if you catch him urinating?

European.

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How do you make a cat go "meow"?

Take it out of the freezer and run it through a bandsaw.

What did Bruce Willis find in the freezer at the morgue?

OC Icy dead people!

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How do you stir up the politics in a Coca Cola drink?

You add ices.

What did the doctor say to the injured gingerbread man?

Why don't you try icing it

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What can a monster do that you can't do?

Count up to 25 on his fingers.

How do you stop a monster from smelling?

Cut off his nose.

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What do you call someone who makes cakes in San Francisco?

A BAYYYYker

How do you get an anorexic chick in bed?

Well, it ain't a piece of cake.