Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer?

Because he had been told to ice it.

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What does a hippy say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

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What did the baseball manager do when he needed another man in the bullpen?

He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

A:('He wanted cold hard cash!')

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What did Batman give Doctor Freeze with his whisky?

Just-ice

What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play?

Don't Break the Ice

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What does a monster do when he loses his head?

He calls a head hunter.

How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?

On a piece rate.

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

What do you call cake that isn't yours?

Stollen

What's a Brit's favorite baked good?

cake.