Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer?

Because he had been told to ice it.

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Why did the idiot have his sundial floodlit ?

So he could tell the time at night !

How do you make an idiot think he's a duck?

Tell him he's a duck.

Freezer Jokes More Freezer Jokes

What do a redhead and a freezer have in common?

They've both got ice on the inside.

How do you make a dog meow?

Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

Who's driving ?

Immigration. (ICE)

What does Batman like with his whiskey?

Gravely voice) "Just ice."

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster?

Sir.

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit?

It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!"

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

What is the difference between a baker baking a cake and a gynecologist giving an exam?

A few degrees.

How do I like my eggs?

Umm in a cake.