Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer?

Because he had been told to ice it.

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How do you tell a bad joke from a good joke?

You skip the punchline.

How can you tell when a bar is haunted?

It's full of Boo's and Spirits.

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What do a redhead and a freezer have in common?

They've both got ice on the inside.

How do you make hard cider?

Put it in the freezer.

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What do you get when you cryogenically freeze a genetic copy of basketball legend Kareem Abdul Jabbar?

An ice Kareem clone

What does Batman like with his whiskey?

Gravely voice) "Just ice."

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What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?

He heard they were having upside-down cake!

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What's a Brit's favorite baked good?

cake.

What kind of cake does a baseball player prefer?

A bundt cake!