Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer?

Because he had been told to ice it.

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What do you call a Muslim Girl dating an Agnostic Guy?

For safety purposes, I don't know if I should tell you her name..

How can you tell the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

I dunno, I just repost them.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

A:('He wanted cold hard cash!')

How do you make hard cider?

Put it in the freezer.

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Who's driving ?

Immigration. (ICE)

What Metallica song does Captain America hate?

Trapped Under Ice.

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How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.

Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

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What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?

Both are a glaze

What is the difference between a baker baking a cake and a gynecologist giving an exam?

A few degrees.