What's the best campsite in the world?

Auschwitz, received well over three million starts

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What's the only thing in the world that's bigger than a Samoan man?

His wife.

What do you call a donut that is out of this world?

Astronaut-----

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Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money."

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Why did Alexander Graham Bell never receive a nobel prize?

Because it's a "no bell" prize.

What do poor countries already have but also receive?

AID...S

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How do you pickup chicks in Auschwitz ?

With a dustpan..

What's the best hotel in the world?

Auschwitz. 1.3 million stars.