Why did Cinderella get kicked off the softball team?

Because she ran away from the ball!

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What has eighteen legs and fetches a ball?

The Philadelphia Beagles!

Why did the blonde give up bowling for screwing?

A: The balls are lighter and you don't have to change shoes.

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Why is the fridge shaking so much?

It's running just fine. Probrably because it's so turned on!

What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

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Why did the monster stop playing with his brother?

He got tired of kicking him around.

Why was Cinderella kicked off the basketball team?

She kept running away from the ball

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Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

Why couldn't Cinderella play football very well?

Her coach was a pumpkin