Why did Cinderella get kicked off the softball team?

Because she ran away from the ball!

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How does one know if balls are ticklish?

Test-Tickle.

What does Bill Cosby have in common with a Pokemon trainer?

He makes sure his catch is weak before he throws his balls at them.

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How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?

Hide their trainers.

Why isn't Mexico in the Summer Olympics?

Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here.

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What did the hippie say when he was kicked off the couch?

Namaste

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

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Why can't Cinderella play soccer?

Because she keeps running away from the ball

Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.