Why did Cinderella get kicked off the softball team?

Because she ran away from the ball!

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Why was pregnant Cinderella late to the ball?

Miscarriage

What do you call a dog that has balls of steel and is dragging them across cement?

A: Sparky.

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Why was the doctor in a hurry to move to the big city?

He was running out of patients.

What did one pimple say to the other?

If you're busted, run.

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How do you get a polar bear in the water?

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!

What sound does a pigeon make when kicked in the nuts?

A high coo(/spoiler)

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Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

Why couldn't cinderella play soccer?

She always ran away from the ball