Why did Cinderella get kicked off the softball team?

Because she ran away from the ball!

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Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

What did Cinderella say when she reached the ball?

Nothing, she just made gagging noises