Why did Cinderella get kicked off the softball team?

Because she ran away from the ball!

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Why do doctors slap babies bums when then are born?

Because the balls fall off of the stupid ones.

Who's there ! Astor ! Astor who ?

Astor the ball is over !

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What Pokemon likes to run?

Lucardio!

Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

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Why were India kicked out of the Soccer world Cup held in England in 1966 ?

A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop."

Why was the Amish girl kicked out of her community?

Too Mennonite

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Why was Cinderella kicked off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball

Why was Cinderella able to surf the web?

Because he footman turned into a mouse.