Why is a change machine easy to understand?

It makes cents.

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Which president was least guilty?

Lincoln, because he is in a cent.

How much did the critic tip the waiter?

Two cents

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Why couldn't the scientist understand what the photon was saying?

Because the photon was incoherent.

What do you get if you cross a Sociologist with someone in the Mafia?

An offer you can't understand.

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How can you always break even at the casino?

Play the change machines.

Why is a change machine easy to understand?

It makes cents.