Silver Jokes

What's better than winning a silver in the paralympics?

Being able to walk.

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What did Iron say to Silver after 30 years?

You haven't AG-ed a bit.

Why did Silver have such a successful rap career?

He was truly Ag.

What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

What did Silver say to Gold?

Au!"

Whats better than winning silver at the paralympics?

Not being a cripple.

What's better than getting silver at the special olympics?

Not being retarded.

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having two legs

Why isn't there golf in the Paralympics?

Because it would be really awkward asking what their handicap was.

Ag Jokes More Ag Jokes

Why did Silver have such a successful rap career?

He was truly Ag.

What did Iron say to Silver after 30 years?

You haven't AG-ed a bit.

Service Jokes More Service Jokes

What service do you get if you sleep in a bakery?

Bread and Bakedfast!

Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.

Jerry Sandusky Jokes More Jerry Sandusky Jokes

What does Jerry Sandusky and a Silver Medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind!

What's Jerry Sandusky's favorite compound?

What " "A mole ester"

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What's a foot long, is as hard as wood, and is slippery?

A wooden slipper

How many feet are in a yard?

4 if you have a dog.

Werewolf Jokes More Werewolf Jokes

What do you call a werewolf that knows it's a werewolf?

A self-awarewolf.

Where do werewolves stay when they're on vacation?

At the Howliday Inn!

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How does the Pirate watch his movie?

He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)

What's a Pirate's favorite letter?

Rrrrrrrr? You think it be R but it be sea

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why are even the best forensic teams unable to catch hillbilly criminals?

Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records.

What has four legs and yells "Hodi doh, hodi doh?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.