Silver Jokes

What's better than winning a silver in the paralympics?

Being able to walk.

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What did Iron say to Silver after 30 years?

You haven't AG-ed a bit.

Why did Silver have such a successful rap career?

He was truly Ag.

What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

What did Silver say to Gold?

Au!"

Whats better than winning silver at the paralympics?

Not being a cripple.

What's better than getting silver at the special olympics?

Not being retarded.

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Because the bicycle was two tired.

Why did the skull win 1st place in the race?

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Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

What's better than winning the Paralympic gold medal?

Not being in the Paralympics

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What did the doctor say to the strange beer that walked into his clinic?

What ails you?

Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

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A self-awarewolf.

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How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb None, Lutherans don't change.

What do Catholics and guitar players have in common?

Neither of them practice.

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What don't you ever wanna call a black person that begins with the letter n. And ends with the letter r?

Neighbor

When do you know that your career has gone south?

When you end up moving to South Korea, of course!