What do you call a seagull that catches you sleeping?

A baegull.

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What does a muslim man call a woman he wants to sleep with, but can't due to religious reasons?

Harambae

What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup?

Turn off their console and go to sleep.

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How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen?

Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....

Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

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Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, then they'd be called bagels!