What do you call a seagull that catches you sleeping?

A baegull.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How can a man go eight days without sleep?

No problem , He sleeps at night.

Why does a blonde woman close her eyes in front of the mirror?

To see how she looks like when sleeping.

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What did the Asian guy say when he was caught sleeping with another man's wife?

Me love you wrong time.

How do you catch a WiFi?

With an ethernet!

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

Why do seagulls only fly over the sea?

If they flew over the bay, they'd be called Baygulls.