What do you call a seagull that catches you sleeping?

A baegull.

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What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed ?

Sleep in the wardrobe !

Why don't black people sleep?

Because the only one that had a dream was shot.

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Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

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Why do seagulls only fly over the sea?

If they flew over the bay, they'd be called Baygulls.

Why don't seagulls ever fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bagels.