What do you call a seagull that catches you sleeping?

A baegull.

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Why were you asleep at the wheel?

Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.

What do you call a wizard that puts people to sleep?

Dumblebore

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How do you catch defish?

With debate.

What's the smallest thing in the universe?

A pebble caught between the wrinkle of a flea's ball.

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Why can't seagulls fly over the bay?

Cuz then they'd be baygulls.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, then they'd be called bagels!