What's something that you can catch but not throw?

feelings. T.T

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Why did the Irish man never get caught drink driving?

Because he never left the pub.

What are french journalists good at catching?

Bullets.

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How many cops does it take to throw a man down the stairs?

None. He fell.

How did they break in?

Me: I have a fake garden rock w/a key inside. Police: They found it Me: They threw it through the window.

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What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.

What's making all that noise in your trunk?

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.