Consist Jokes

What do you call a Chatbook that consists solely of pictures of your poop?

A Shatbook.

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What superhero consists of only 16 atoms?

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!

What does the Saudi Paralympics team consist of?

thieves..

What do you call a government consisted of burglars?

A thiefdom.

What did the band consisting only of postmen call itself?

Vanmailen.

What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ?

Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !

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Zero Jokes More Zero Jokes

Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0) :D

How are you doing in arithmetic ?

I've learned to add up the zeros but the numbers are still giving me trouble.

Band Jokes More Band Jokes

Have you heard of the band 1023MB?

They haven't got a gig yet.

What's the name of the Russian Bee Gees cover band?

KGBGs

Argon Jokes More Argon Jokes

What happened to all the funny chemistry puns?

They Argon...

What is a pirate's favorite element?

Argon

Tweet Jokes More Tweet Jokes

Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."

How many teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.

Minnesota Jokes More Minnesota Jokes

What do midwesterners call Minnesota?

Minnepop.

What US State has the smallest soft drinks?

Mini-Soda (Minnesota) Such a bad joke... :/

Good One Jokes More Good One Jokes

How are books like dogs?

The good ones are hard to put down

What do women and parking spots have in common?

All the good ones are already taken, and the available ones are either pay or handicapped.

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What do a redneck and hippie have in common?

They both hate the government.

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

Big Head Jokes More Big Head Jokes

What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ?

Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !

Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet?

The one with the biggest head.