Consist Jokes

What do you call a Chatbook that consists solely of pictures of your poop?

A Shatbook.

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What superhero consists of only 16 atoms?

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!

What does the Saudi Paralympics team consist of?

thieves..

What do you call a government consisted of burglars?

A thiefdom.

What did the band consisting only of postmen call itself?

Vanmailen.

What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ?

Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !

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Ill Jokes More Ill Jokes

Why was the russian airforce less superior than their enemies?

Cause their airplanes kept STALIN!! (Ill see myself out...)

Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.

Zero Jokes More Zero Jokes

How do you feel if subjected to temperatures of absolute zero?

Why are catholic priests so Eco-friendly?

Zero emissions.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Which of my girlfriends do you think is the prettiest?

What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "

How do pirates know they are pirates?

They think therefore they arrr

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

What do you call a hobbit that looks good in pictures?

Frodo-genic

Why is Jesus happy people hang pictures of him?

It only takes one nail to put him on a wall.

Good One Jokes More Good One Jokes

What do girls and parking spaces have in common?

All the good ones are taken and the rest are disabled

How are books like dogs?

The good ones are hard to put down

Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

What do you call a thief with steel armor?

A stealer!!!!!

What does the Saudi Paralympics team consist of?

thieves..

Bullfrog Jokes More Bullfrog Jokes

What did 1 lesbian bullfrog say to the other lesbian bullfrog?

They're right we do taste like chicken!

What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ?

Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released?

They're snowed-en!

Whats the difference between the government and a stripper?

Strippers don't rig their polls.