Consist Jokes

What do you call a Chatbook that consists solely of pictures of your poop?

A Shatbook.

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What superhero consists of only 16 atoms?

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!

What does the Saudi Paralympics team consist of?

thieves..

What do you call a government consisted of burglars?

A thiefdom.

What did the band consisting only of postmen call itself?

Vanmailen.

What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ?

Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !

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Saudi Jokes More Saudi Jokes

Why are Saudis so behind on current events?

Because they live under Iraq.

What do you call a rich brown person driving an Audi?

A Saudi

Hint Jokes More Hint Jokes

How does the quadriplegic cross the free way?

I'll give you a hint... Take the "F" out of "free" and the "F" out of "way".

What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D ... wait what were YOU THINKING ! ! !

Ill Jokes More Ill Jokes

What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

Why can't you run in camp sites?

Its 'ran', because it's past tents... Ill see myself out.

Big Head Jokes More Big Head Jokes

What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ?

Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !

Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet?

The one with the biggest head.

Band Jokes More Band Jokes

What do you call four white guys in a band?

The 4Skins

What band is a cow favorite?

Moody Blues

Bullfrog Jokes More Bullfrog Jokes

What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ?

Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !

What did 1 lesbian bullfrog say to the other lesbian bullfrog?

They're right we do taste like chicken!

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What kind of TV show do felines watch?

Catoons

How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty"

What's the difference between life and wife's rant?

Life eventually ends.