Consist Jokes

What do you call a Chatbook that consists solely of pictures of your poop?

A Shatbook.

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What superhero consists of only 16 atoms?

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!

What does the Saudi Paralympics team consist of?

thieves..

What do you call a government consisted of burglars?

A thiefdom.

What did the band consisting only of postmen call itself?

Vanmailen.

What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ?

Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !

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Band Jokes More Band Jokes

What band was Harambe In?

Gorillaz

What's the difference between jelly and jam?

Nobody would name their band Pearl Jelly.

16 Atom Jokes More 16 Atom Jokes

What superhero consists of only 16 atoms?

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!

What do batman and 16 atoms of sodium have in common?

Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na

Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

What do you call a guy who can't poop?

A constipatient

What's the difference between a bucket of poop and a lawyer?

A bucket.

Minnesota Jokes More Minnesota Jokes

What does a dog from Minnesota say?

Woof da.

Who is consistently the best pro sports team to watch in Minnesota?

The visitors.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How does a Mexican cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

What do you call a Mexican drowning in a vat of cheese?

Nacho problem.

Headmaster Jokes More Headmaster Jokes

Why was the hot teacher promoted to principal?

Because she was the Headmaster! My first submitted joke :)

What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ?

Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !

Postman Jokes More Postman Jokes

Why didn't the internit get any e-mail?

Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.

What did the band consisting only of postmen call itself?

Vanmailen.

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

What did the picture say to the Judge?

I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! Skip

How many sorority girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change it, one to take pictures and four to make t-shirts for the event.