Consist Jokes

What do you call a Chatbook that consists solely of pictures of your poop?

A Shatbook.

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What superhero consists of only 16 atoms?

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!

What does the Saudi Paralympics team consist of?

thieves..

What do you call a government consisted of burglars?

A thiefdom.

What did the band consisting only of postmen call itself?

Vanmailen.

What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ?

Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !

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What do you call a black kid riding a bike?

A thief....

Why did the thief take a bath?

To get a clean getaway

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Who's been screwing my wife?

A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, "You don't have enough ammo, mate!"

Why do sailors give their wives a bouqet of ropes instead of flowers?

It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.

Hint Jokes More Hint Jokes

Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

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What do batman and 16 atoms of sodium have in common?

Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na

What superhero consists of only 16 atoms?

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!

Burglar Jokes More Burglar Jokes

What's the difference between a burger and a burglar?

Cooking times.

What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ?

Robbery with violets !

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How did the group of 4 dogs win the golf tournament?

They combined for 16 paws.

What game do French schoolchildren like to play?

Simon 16

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What do you call a poo which still remains after flushing?

An - nflushable loating bject

Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.

Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

What does Batman like with his whiskey?

Gravely voice) "Just ice."

What's the difference between batman and Blackman?

Batman can go to the store without robin Edit: glad you'll liked it :-)