Consist Jokes

What do you call a Chatbook that consists solely of pictures of your poop?

A Shatbook.

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What superhero consists of only 16 atoms?

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!

What does the Saudi Paralympics team consist of?

thieves..

What do you call a government consisted of burglars?

A thiefdom.

What did the band consisting only of postmen call itself?

Vanmailen.

What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ?

Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !

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Hint Jokes More Hint Jokes

How did the turtle with no arms and no legs cross the freeway?

Here's a hint: take the F out of Free and take the F out of Way

Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.

Burglar Jokes More Burglar Jokes

What's the difference between a burger and a burglar?

Cooking times.

Whats the difference between a burglar and an ex-wife?

At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How many fish did it take to consume my wife?

None. There are no fish under my new gazebo

What did my wife say to me?

I want a divorce

Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day?

A: They are both up to something.

What do you call it when thieves in a metal boat steal your fool's gold?

Iron Pirate

Good One Jokes More Good One Jokes

How are a grenade and a girlfriend similar?

If they're good ones, they'll both blow really well.

How are books like dogs?

The good ones are hard to put down

Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

Whats the difference between Batman and a Blackman?

Batman can go into a store without robin....

What does Batman put in his drink?

Just ice

Minnesota Jokes More Minnesota Jokes

Why do New Yorkers like to visit Minnesota?

Because that's where the mini apple is!

Which U.S. State has the smallest soft drinks?

Minnesota.

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What do you call a government consisted of burglars?

A thiefdom.

What functions worse than the US Government?

A Greek Bank.