God bless America.
Antibiotics
Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....
On their feet!
When we say waterboarding in Ireland it means surfing.
Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
Because he wasn't
A sneezing ticket holder.
Dustin Johnson sneezed.
To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."
Because she's really French, and the French have no GUTS!
Because the head had to be empty in order to build a restaurant.
Are you my mother
Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.
The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.
I didn't sneeze !
Bless you!
