What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why did the girl reject the landfill owner?

His place is a dump

What's the difference between a praying nun and a girl taking a bath?

One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole

America Jokes More America Jokes

What's the worst gear for America?

Cruz control.

Why doesn't America knock?

Because freedom rings

God Jokes More God Jokes

What does the electron say to the resistor?

Ohm my god you're impeding me. *initiate knee slap

What did Joan Rivers say to God when she arrived?

Get a new robe!

Sneeze Jokes More Sneeze Jokes

What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute ?

My cat would be dead before I got 50

Who's there ! Bless ! Bless who ?

I didn't sneeze !

Statue Jokes More Statue Jokes

When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

What has four legs but doesn't move?

A: A statue of a dog!

Statue Liberty Jokes More Statue Liberty Jokes

How do you know the Statue of Liberty isn't French?

It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States

What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

Liberty Jokes More Liberty Jokes

Why is the Statue of Liberty hollow?

Because she's really French, and the French have no GUTS!

What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?

Are you my mother

Bless Jokes More Bless Jokes

What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

What do you say when God sneezes?

Go bless yourself.