What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why can't girls count to 70?

Cause 69's a mouthful!

Why did the girl reject the landfill owner?

His place is a dump

America Jokes More America Jokes

How are third party candidates like soccer?

They're only really popular in America once every four years.

Who loses?

America.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

How do we know God is not a woman?

Because the Earth is not a sandwich!

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Why don't dead people sneeze?

Because they're too busy coffin.

What does a nut say when it sneezes?

Cashew.

Statue Jokes More Statue Jokes

Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?

Pupil: Because it can't sit down!

What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

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What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?

Are you my mother

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What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

Bless Jokes More Bless Jokes

Why wouldn't Pope Pius bless any helicopters when they were first manufactured?

Because whenever one started up, the big blades would go "wop...wop... wop" and the little blades would go "guineaguineaguinea".

How do priests make holy water?

They bless the hell out of it.