Why did Snoop Dogg go to the store before he sculpted his statue?

Fo' chisel.

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Where do American bees store their honey?

In a USBee hive. Thank my ten year old for that one.

Whats the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go to a store without robin.

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What did Snoop Dogg say upon graduation as a EE major?

My circuit breaker be trippin and my joint wouldn't solder...

What do you call the sequel to Straight Outta Compton about Dr Dre and Snoop Dogg?

The Next Episode

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What did the statue say to the chair?

Chair? Statue?! :D

What does the torch represent in the hand of the Statue of Liberty?

The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.

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Why did Snoop Dogg go to the store before he sculpted his statue?

Fo' chisel.

Who sculpted Mount Rushmore?

George Washington Carver.