Why did Snoop Dogg go to the store before he sculpted his statue?

Fo' chisel.

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What do my dad and Carly Rae Jepsen have in common?

They both said they were just going to the store

What do you call it when you go to the store just to use their dumbbells and then leave?

Shoplifting

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How does Snoop Dogg keep his canine teeth white?

BLEEEEEE-YATCH!

What does Snoop Dogg use to wash his clothes?

bleotch!!

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Why did Snoop Dogg go to the store before he sculpted his statue?

Fo' chisel.

What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

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Why did Snoop Dogg go to the store before he sculpted his statue?

Fo' chisel.

Who sculpted Mount Rushmore?

George Washington Carver.