Why did Snoop Dogg go to the store before he sculpted his statue?

Fo' chisel.

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What's the difference between batman and Blackman?

Batman can go to the store without robin Edit: glad you'll liked it :-)

What is the last step in manufacturing Tickle-Me-Elmo's before packaging and shipping to stores?

Give it two test-tickles.

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What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo?

A smokesalottapotamus.

Why does Snoop Dogg always carry around an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

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Why did Snoop Dogg go to the store before he sculpted his statue?

Fo' chisel.

What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?

Are you my mother

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Who sculpted Mount Rushmore?

George Washington Carver.

Why did Snoop Dogg go to the store before he sculpted his statue?

Fo' chisel.