What is America worth?

Nothing, it's a free country.

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Why doesn't Mexico live up to it's full potential in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans that can run, jump, and swim are in America.

Why doesn't America knock?

Because freedom rings

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What is America worth?

Nothing, it's a free country.

How much does Canada cost?

Nothing. It's a free country.