What is America worth?

Nothing, it's a free country.

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What do you call the second-most hated politician in America?

Madam President.

What did one cracker say to the other?

Let's conquer the Americas, Africa, Australia, and Asia."

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What is America worth?

Nothing, it's a free country.

How much does Canada cost?

Nothing. It's a free country.