Enslave Jokes

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

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How many chains does it take to enslave a black person in the twenty-first century?

Two Chainz.

How woke?

Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.

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Which do you choose?

WRONG. Neither. Don't ever take my candy.

Why did Fetty Wap chose that as his stage name?

Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.

Chainz Jokes More Chainz Jokes

How many chains does it take to enslave a black person in the twenty-first century?

Two Chainz.

Where does it stop?

8 Chainz frowned. "14 Chainz doesn't have time for

Century Jokes More Century Jokes

Why is England the wettest country?

Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

Alien Jokes More Alien Jokes

What do you call an alien in a swamp?

A MARSHian

What did the aliens say, when they came to earth in search of soda pop?

Take me to your liter!

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV?

Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.

What's the difference between a black man and a bike?

The bike doesn't start singing when you put a chain on it.

Invade Jokes More Invade Jokes

How is making cheese like invading Syria?

You get some Kurds in the way.

Why did Genghis invade China?

Because he khan.

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

What does a racist drink to wake himself up every morning?

A KKK-Cup!

Why do pirates wake up early on Saturday?

To watch Dablooney Toons!

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

How many sad soccer fans are there today?

A Brazillion...

What would Elvis Presley be doing if he were alive today?

Scratching at the inside of his coffin.