Enslave Jokes

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

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How many chains does it take to enslave a black person in the twenty-first century?

Two Chainz.

How woke?

Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.

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What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

Why didn't the shy juggler perform at the circus today?

Because he didn't have the balls!

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What did George Michael say to his partner before he went to work?

Wake me up before you go-go

Why do girls rub their eyes when they wake up?

Cause they don't have balls to scratch

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How many chains does it take to enslave a black person in the twenty-first century?

Two Chainz.

Why is England the wettest country?

Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.

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How many chains does it take to enslave a black person in the twenty-first century?

Two Chainz.

Where does it stop?

8 Chainz frowned. "14 Chainz doesn't have time for

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What's the difference between a bIack guy and a bike?

A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.

What is the difference between a banjo and a chain saw?

A: A chain saw has a dynamic range.

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What did the alien say when his flying saucer landed in a stud farm?

Take me to your breeder !

What Do You Call A Fight Between An Illegal Immigrant And A Child Molester?

Alien vs. Predator

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What's the most oldest joke in the world?

The human race.

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

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Why do programmers produce more garbage than others ?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.