I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries
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Two Chainz.
Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.
Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.
St. Patrick's day everybody wants to be Irish.
Because they can spend years at sea.
Arrrr-thritis
She thought children should be seen and not herded!
Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.
Because they're not garbage collectors.
Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.
8 Chainz frowned. "14 Chainz doesn't have time for
A koalafied driver! *badum-tis*
Money.
The knife has a point !
An Atari 2600 has more game. :)
Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.
Party fowl.
