I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries
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Two Chainz.
Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.
Because it is the capital of England.
I'm like Sherlock, holmes.
He heard they were having upside-down cake!
Coop-cakes !
One's a bird watcher and the other's a word botcher!
Black students bring the gun to school. White kids use it at school.
The Isobar
Just ice
A slattern pattern
None of the girls had tramp stamps & you could smoke in hospitals.
Because he doesn't carry any matches!
They're a-Brew'in!
He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".
Because he's Baroque.
They start tipping balls.
Tipper.
