Century Jokes

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

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How many chains does it take to enslave a black person in the twenty-first century?

Two Chainz.

Why is England the wettest country?

Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.

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Ooops, I burnt one!

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His brother with your DVD player.

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He has to Breddit

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Why were the Medieval centuries known as the Dark Ages?

It was the knight time

How do Medieval sheep protest prisons?

They storm the baaaastille.

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They're a-Brew'in!

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Because he doesn't carry any matches!

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What type of gun do time travelers use?

A Clock-18

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Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

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What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

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I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.

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What do you call 10 lawyers chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

Why do black people wear chains?

Nostalgia

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How awesome were the 50s?

None of the girls had tramp stamps & you could smoke in hospitals.

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A slattern pattern