I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries
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Two Chainz.
Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.
Bark you car on the drive !
He drove people bananas!
Neckbeard!
No, seriously, I want to know.
Don't worry. They'll tell you.
Honey, walk faster, KETCHUP!
A slattern pattern
His brother with your DVD player.
What do you call it when you throw a black person in the water? Pollution What do you call it when you throw all the black people in the water? Solution.
It was the knight time
Knight time
Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.
Because he doesn't carry any matches!
They're a-Brew'in!
