I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries
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Two Chainz.
Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.
It's nature's way of telling us to lock them indoors
Her food is potion-controlled.
It was the knight time
Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.
He was a karma-karma-karma-karma, karma chameleon!
He was galactose intolerant.
England gets off scott-free.
The buckingham phallus.
Tipper.
Neckbeard the pirate
Batman can go to the store without robin Edit: glad you'll liked it :-)
One howls on the prairie the other prowls on the hairy.
Lucas refrigerators.
I told her that drinks were on the house
Because he doesn't carry any matches!
A hallucination.
