Century Jokes

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

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How many chains does it take to enslave a black person in the twenty-first century?

Two Chainz.

Why is England the wettest country?

Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.

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What do neckbeards like to spread on their toast?

Marma'lady

What Greek tragedy was written by a neckbeard?

Tips fedora "M'dea."

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What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday?

Happy Birthday To Gnu!"

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What is the 100% guaranteed way to get younger looking skin?

Believe in reincarnation.

How do you get a fire started?

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How many chains does it take to enslave a black person in the twenty-first century?

Two Chainz.

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

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How do you starve an black man?

Hide his food stamps under his work boots.

How many potatoes does it take to starve an Irish man?

None

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What do chickens serve at birthday parties ?

Coop-cakes !

Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

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What is a nation inhabitated and reigned by stoners called?

A hallucination.

What do a coffee pot, Irene, and the reigning Stanley Cup champions have in common?

They're a-Brew'in!

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What was a tramp stamp in the 19th century?

A slattern pattern

How awesome were the 50s?

None of the girls had tramp stamps & you could smoke in hospitals.