Facebook produces too much plastics while r/jokes has 100% recycling rate.
They are both made of plastic and get turned on by children!
Because baggers can't be choosers.
Your Mother.
Gross
Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add !
100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.
Three. One to post it, another to post a better punchline in the comment section, and another to repost it with the new punchline.
Because they always riposte.
When the Doctor changes the timeline, it's usually for a good reason.