Which is more environment-friendly: Facebook or r/jokes?

Facebook produces too much plastics while r/jokes has 100% recycling rate.

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Plastic Jokes More Plastic Jokes

Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?

Because baggers can't be choosers.

What's the difference between a round piece of plastic and a babies head?

I don't use a round piece of plastic as a shift knob.

Produce Jokes More Produce Jokes

Who do women produce milk for?

The baby and the dad.

What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

Why didn't you check your speedometer?

Driver: It broke when I hit 100.

What happens when Lucy starts using 100% of her brain?

She's almost as smart as a man.

Rjoke Jokes More Rjoke Jokes

Why did users stop coming to r/jokes?

Because their jokes weren't very funny.

How did the swordsman annoy r/jokes?

He feinted. (Sorry)

Facebook Jokes More Facebook Jokes

What did Drake Bell say to Batman?

Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.

Who and Facebook?

When the Doctor changes the timeline, it's usually for a good reason.