How many mathematicians does it take to screw in zero lightbulbs?

Indeterminate

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

How many moths does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know. (Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)

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How do you feel if subjected to temperatures of absolute zero?

0K

What did the number zero say to the number 8?

I like your belt

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Where does a mathematician go when he gets hurt?

L'Hospital.

Why don't mathematicians build bridges?

Because they'll never be perfect.