How many mathematicians does it take to screw in zero lightbulbs?

Indeterminate

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Why did the priest cross the road ?

To screw in the children that were crossing the road

How many gnats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It only takes two, but the trick is getting them in the lightbulb.

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What do you call a violent Buddhist?

A Zero.

What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

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Why do mathematicians hate the U.S.?

Because it's indivisible.

Why was the mathematician late for work?

He took the rhombus.