How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Actually agents will screw in just about anything.

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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Ten: one to screw it in and nine to say, "Pssh, I can do that."

How many hippies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Hippies don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in tents.

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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Just one more guys I promise.

Why is it important to have plenty of help when changing a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.

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Who's there ! Agent ! Agent who ?

Agentle breeze !

How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List !" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"