Why does Sean Connery have no money and a beard?

Because he's no good at shaving.

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What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

What did one leg say to the other?

Shorty's growin a beard.

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What's the difference between a race car and a woman?

One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.

Where do stoners keep their money?

In a joint account

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What's the only type of seafood that Sean Connery won't share?

Shelfish

What time does Sean Connery leave to go to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

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Why do Italians wear gold necklaces?

So they know where to stop shaving

Why does Sean Connery have no money and a beard?

Because he's no good at shaving.