Why does Sean Connery have no money and a beard?

Because he's no good at shaving.

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What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

Who can shave 30 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

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What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

What's six inches long that women love?

Folding money.

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When did Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

What's the only type of seafood that Sean Connery won't share?

Shelfish

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Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains?

A: So they know where to stop shaving.