Why does Sean Connery have no money and a beard?

Because he's no good at shaving.

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Beard Jokes More Beard Jokes

Who can shave 25 times in one day, and still have a beard?

A barber!

What's the difference between Bigfoot and a Mexican with a beard?

Bigfoot is occasionally sighted

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How do you know if a redditor gave money to Bernie Sanders?

Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.

What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

Sean Connery Jokes More Sean Connery Jokes

What's Sean Connery's favorite sport and when does he play it?

Tennish

What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame"

Shaving Jokes More Shaving Jokes

Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.