Why does Sean Connery have no money and a beard?

Because he's no good at shaving.

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What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

What's the difference between Bigfoot and a Mexican with a beard?

Bigfoot is occasionally sighted

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Where do terrorists store their money?

In the West Bank

What does a successful CS:GO bettor spend the money on?

Vacation.

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Why didn't Sean Connery get his roof fixed?

He said he "couldn't find a shingle person to do it."

What beer does Sean Connery drink?

Grols

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Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains?

A: So they know where to stop shaving.