Why does Sean Connery have no money and a beard?

Because he's no good at shaving.

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Who can shave 25 times in one day, and still have a beard?

A barber!

Why does Sean Connery have no money and a beard?

Because he's no good at shaving.

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What's the difference between a politician and an actor?

One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.

What kind of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

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Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

What time does Sean Connery show up at Wimbledon every year?

About tennish.

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Where does Sean Connery put his beard clippings?

His shavings account.

Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains?

A: So they know where to stop shaving.