Why does Sean Connery have no money and a beard?

Because he's no good at shaving.

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What do you call a ceramicist with a beard?

A Harry Potter

When the hell did you grow a beard?

Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.

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Where do terrorists store their money?

In the West Bank

Who's there? Hotel. Hotel who?

Ho, tell me where my money is!

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What's Sean Connery's favorite sport and when does he play it?

Tennish

What is Sean Connery's favorite sport, and around what age did he start playing?

Tennish

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Why does Sean Connery have no money and a beard?

Because he's no good at shaving.

Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.