What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a captain and a lt.col ?

A major difference.

What is the difference between a crackhead and a walrus?

One tooth

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Why did the robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

What did the cheese vendor say to the robber?

Hey! That's nacho cheese!"

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

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Why did Cinderella get kicked off her soccer team?

She kept running away from the ball.

Who busted you out of Iraq?

Well actually, I-ran

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

Why do black people play basketball?

Because it teaches them how to shoot, run and steal.

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

What do politicians and diapers have in common?

Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason.

How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician ?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.