What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

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What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

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What does a Browns fan say to a robber?

I hate the steelers.

What did the robber with an errection say?

This is a stick-up.

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Where do bees keep their money?

In a honey box.

Where do Polar Bears keep their money?

In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke LOL

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Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

Why should you never run behind a bus?

You will get exhausted.

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Who stole the sheets from the bed?

Bed buglars.

What Did Kid Davis Say To The Lesbian Melons?

you cantaloupe. i just thought of this. probably not the first person to, but i certainly didn't steal it.

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What body movements alert you that a politician is lying?

His lips are moving.

What's the difference between a church bell &amp a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.