What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

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What's the difference between a gnome and an elf?

Gnomenclature.

What's the difference between askreddit's mods and askreddit's subscribers?

Askreddit's subscribers are ok with offensive jokes.

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What do you call a robber who looks like David Beckham?

Bandit like Beckham

What does a Browns fan say to a robber?

I hate the steelers.

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How do you starve a right wing christian?

Hide their money in their bible.

What's the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get?

Mine is a skittle.

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Why are fire engines red?

You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!

What's the definition of awful?

Putting a bomb on a disabled person's back and telling him to run.

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How do you steal something from a crazy person?

You straight jack it.

What's the difference between an illegal Mexican and an autonomous robot...?

Nothing... they were both made to steal American jobs.

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a politician?

Saying they are full of sh*t means 2 completely different things.

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Two. One to change it and another one to change it back again.