What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between christianity and national socialism?

In christianity, one guy died for all the others.

What's the difference between dating a redhead and putting your hand in a blender?

Answer: There's always a 50/50 chance the blender isn't on

Robber Jokes More Robber Jokes

How does one robber ask another how they're doing?

How are you holding up?"

What does a Browns fan say to a robber?

I hate the steelers.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Who's there? Hotel. Hotel who?

Ho, tell me where my money is!

Why is PBS asking me for money?

If I had money I wouldn't need to pretend crow migration habits are good entertainment.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What is logic?

A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair.

What's the difference between a midget chess team and a ladies track team?

One is a group of cunning little runts.... the other is a group of running little C

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What do you say when the Batmobile drives by?

Na na na na na na na na BAT MAN What do you say when a stolen Batmobile drives by? Na na na na na na na na BLACK MAN

How will a black chef start with his recipe?

First we steal two Eggs

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

What's the difference between a political speech and a stand-up comic show?

They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.

How can you tell that a politician lies?

His lips are moving