What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a green bean chickpea?

No one has ever paid to have a green bean on their chest

What is the difference between a robot and a sandwich?

Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.

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Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.

What does a Browns fan say to a robber?

I hate the steelers.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What's the best way to make money with a plus-size modeling agency?

Life insurance policies.

Why does Sean Connery have no money and a beard?

Because he's no good at shaving.

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Why did Cinderella get kicked off the Basketball team?

Cause she ran away from the ball

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What's the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon?

The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from .

Why did the man steal mushrooms from the store?

Because he had no .

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not sure, first they have to figure out which way to spin it.

What's the difference between a beggar and a US Politician?

A beggar has retained his integrity.