What music do they play in a mexican bathroom?

Earth wind and fire

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What did they call the Mexican cleaning robot?

Aye CaRoomba

Why does a Mexican take Xanax?

For his Borderline Personality Disorder.

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What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates

Why is the O in Opossum silent?

Because it's playing dead.

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What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

What did the aliens say, when they came to earth in search of soda pop?

Take me to your liter!

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What is a chemists favourite type of music?

Heavy Metals.

What do you call four condoms who play music together?

A rubber band.

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What's left of a garden after it catches on fire?

Chard remains.

How did Pinocchio realize he was made of wood?

His hand caught on fire.