What did the worm say to the other when he was late home ?

Where in earth have you been !

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What did the Earth say to the Earthquake?

Sorry...that was my fault.

Who is going to win tonight's presidential election?

The Voyager Probe, speeding away from Earth at 38,000 mph.

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What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant ?

Very big worm holes in your garden !

What is the definition of a caterpillar ?

A worm in a fur coat !