What did the worm say to the other when he was late home ?

Where in earth have you been !

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Whats the word im looking for?

You're part of a three-man space crew orbiting Earth. You can ONLY relay one, one word message in 2 seconds. Whats the word

What does the last man on earth watch on tv?

Reruns

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What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!

What are you fishing for sonny?

Boy: I'm not fishing I'm drowning worms.