What did the worm say to the other when he was late home ?

Where in earth have you been !

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Who is going to win tonight's presidential election?

The Voyager Probe, speeding away from Earth at 38,000 mph.

Why did the global warming activist compliment the earth?

Cause it looked hotter than usual! (I'll see myself out)

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Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.

What did Noah do while spending time on the ark ?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms !