What kind of pizza do pilots like?

Plain.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man?

A pizza can feed a family of 4 (I'm black so I can say this)

How long will the pizza be?

The waiter replies "About 12 inches."

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Why was the pilot dying?

Because he had terminal cancer.

What did the pilot say to the co-pilot right before the UPS plane crash in Alabama?

Too soon.

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What kind of spy hangs out in department stores?

A: A counter spy.

What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster.