What do you call an aardvark that's been thrown out of a pub?

A barredvark!

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What do you do if your bank account stops working?

Throw the guy out of the house.

What's the difference between an elected official and a piece of garbage?

Garbage gets thrown out.

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What do you call a pub for lesbians in circus outfits?

A Clown-Dyke-Bar Credit to

Where are you going?

Me: Out. I can't stand being hemmed in by four walls. Wife: How many walls has the pub got Five

Aardvark Jokes More Aardvark Jokes

Who's there ! Aardvark ! Aardvark who ?

Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles !

What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote?

One has a long smeller the other a loud yeller!