What do you call an aardvark that's been thrown out of a pub?

A barredvark!

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How do Asian's name their children?

Throw a frying pan down the stairs and listen to the sounds. *Ting tong tow*

What happened to the T?

America: "We threw it in the Harbor!"

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What do you call Irish sunscreen?

A pub.

What do you call sunscreen in Ireland?

Pubs

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Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't?

Aardvarks don't have trunks!

What do you call an aardvark that writes poems?

A bardvark!