What do you call an aardvark that's been thrown out of a pub?

A barredvark!

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Why did the girls fall off the swing?

Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense

What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.

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Where are you going?

Me: Out. I can't stand being hemmed in by four walls. Wife: How many walls has the pub got Five

What do you call an aardvark that's been thrown out of a pub?

A barredvark!

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How do ants hide from aardvarks?

They disguise themselves as uncles!

What do you call an aardvark outside Buckingham Palace?

A guardvark!