What do you call an aardvark that's been thrown out of a pub?

A barredvark!

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What happens when you throw a green stone into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.

What do you do if an Islamist throws a pin at you?

Run. He still has the grenade in his teeth.

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What do you call sunscreen in Ireland?

Pubs

What do you call an aardvark that's been thrown out of a pub?

A barredvark!

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Who won the animal race?

The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!

Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't?

Aardvarks don't have trunks!