What do you call an aardvark that's been thrown out of a pub?

A barredvark!

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Which aardvark holds the speed record?

The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!

What do you call an aardvark that's been thrown out of a pub?

A barredvark!