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A: There was a restraining order.
Two. One to assure that everything possible is being done about the situation and the other one to screw it into the faucet.
The restraining order
He kept trying to plunder her booty.
Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.
Explaining his wife.
Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.
Irrelelephant.
That's not funny.
Two, one to change the lightbulb and another to show one they changed earlier.
They get to meet their old flames!
He was hammered.
A dead centipede.
A: None. Each lightbulb contains the means of its own revolution.
Who knows, they never get the house.
With a small loan of a million dollars.
To win dough.
