Why don't nervous vegans visit Germany?

They fear the wurst!

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What city will Leo Dicaprio never visit ?

Osaka.

What's Quentin Tarantino's favorite place to visit?

http://www.wikifeet.com/

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What weapon is most feared by knights?

A can opener.

Why are a German vegetarians pessimists?

Because they always fear the wurst.

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Why should you never bet on Germany at the Olympics?

They have the worst track record for finishing a race.

Where do bacteria like to vacation?

Germany

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What do they say for jokes about German sausages?

They are the wurst.

Why don't Germans tell jokes about sausage?

Because they are the wurst.