Why don't nervous vegans visit Germany?

They fear the wurst!

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A visit from the cops.

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No one would say: It's doubtful an Eskimo would have Chionophobia, a fear of this.

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Fear of over dos

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GERMany.

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What did the people call the bad hot dog stand?

The WURST!

What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst