Why don't nervous vegans visit Germany?

They fear the wurst!

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Because there's no rust for the wicked

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What do you say when someone hands you a nice, ripe blunt in Germany?

Danke

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GERMANY!!!!

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Why don't Germans tell jokes about sausage?

Because they are the wurst.

Why are a German vegetarians pessimists?

Because they always fear the wurst.