Why do honeydew melons have to get married in a formal ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

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What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they were married?

Fiancee

What's black and married to my daughter?

Nothing because I'm a good parent.

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What do you call a melon that will be single forever?

Cantaloupe

Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.