Why do honeydew melons have to get married in a formal ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

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Why don't you marry her?

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Why can't watermelons get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

What did the watermelon say to the honeydew?

I'm sorry baby, we just cantaloupe."