Why do honeydew melons have to get married in a formal ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

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Why do honeydew melons have to get married in a formal ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

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Why are melons so lonely?

Because they cantaloupe

Why do melons have traditional marriages?

Because they cantaloupe