Why do honeydew melons have to get married in a formal ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

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Why do we all marry?

because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

Which fruit can never get married?

Melons, because they can'telope.

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What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

Why do mushmelons always have traditional marriages?

Because they cantaloupe.