What's black and married to my daughter?

Nothing because I'm a good parent.

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Why don't tennis players get married?

Because to them love means nothing.

How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

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What is The Rock going to name his Daughter?

Pebbles!

What did the cheeseburger name her daughter?

Patty.