What's black and married to my daughter?

Nothing because I'm a good parent.

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How can you tell if a good ole boy from North Carolina is married?

There are tobacco spit stains on BOTH the doors of his truck.

What did Jay-Z call Beyonc before they were married?

Fiance

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Who's there ! Anderson ! Anderson who ?

Anderson and daughter came too !

What did the black horse name its daughter?

Sha-neigh-neigh. Thought of it at work.