What's black and married to my daughter?

Nothing because I'm a good parent.

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Which one is married?

The one with the wedding ring YOU SICK-O!

What's the best part about marrying a farmer?

You get to grow old together.

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What did Michael Jackson almost name his daughter?

Nata-LEE-HEE!

Why wouldn't the piglet's mother let her read romantic novels?

She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.