What's black and married to my daughter?

Nothing because I'm a good parent.

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How do you turn a fox into a cow?

Marry it

What kind of fruit can't get married?

A Cantleope

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Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

Why are your nails painted two different colors?

Daughter: Dad. It's an accent color. Dad: ... Dad: Can I hear it