What sentence did the man who took 2 minutes to turn around get?

Man .

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What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

What's the big deal about jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

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What did the man do after being found guilty of sabotaging the moonmission?

He Apollo-gized.

Why do little boys whine?

Because they're practicing to be men.

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Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

Why was Jared Fogle upset?

Because he was sentenced to over 15 years in prison.