Grizzly Jokes

Why was the sterile Grizzly upset?

Because he couldn't Bear children.

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Why didn't the grizzly bear dissolve?

Because he wasn't polar

What do you call a country of grizzlies that is always stoned?

A hibearnation.

What does a grizzly wear under his fur?

Under-bear.

Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.

What do you call a flying Grizzly?

a bearoplane

What do you call the largest number of grizzlies you can fit in a car?

The bear maximum

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Camembert!

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What musical instrument should you never, ever trust?

The Lyre.

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A bear faced lyre !

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What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery?

Suture self!"

Which side is it best to lie on?

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Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on one buck night?

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They both think they can fly.

Why do some birds fly south for the winter?

Its to far to walk.

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What would call it if all the cars in the country were pink?

A pink carnation.

Why did the Polish government have to finally ban water-polo throughout the country?

Too many horses were drowning.

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What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

What goes Black-White, Black-White, Black-White?

A panda bear rolling down a hill.

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Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea's new private school?

A: They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.

What do you call a sheman wearing a bikini?

Flaccid