Because he couldn't Bear children.
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Because he wasn't polar
A hibearnation.
Under-bear.
He wanted to go bear foot.
a bearoplane
The bear maximum
Audi!
A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.
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Erudite because they like knowledge a lot more than materialistic things
Paul: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Michael: The good news. Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.
Vet: I have good news and bad news..
No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!
The baby carriage is the result of last year's fun on wheels.
A. To remind her that "toes go in first."
Because there is too much snow to wear shoes.
Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.
European.
It already had 10 thousand degrees.
Bison.
The polar bear, because he's polar!
The white bear, because it's polar
