Because he couldn't Bear children.
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Because he wasn't polar
A hibearnation.
Under-bear.
He wanted to go bear foot.
a bearoplane
The bear maximum
A bi-polar bear.
A bear faced lyre !
Because it came out of the pen.
Because it came from the Suez.
With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.
With his bear hands!
Nothing.
Hibearnation
A bouncing baby boa !
his right to human arms
Alpaca 'nother bong
Baaaaasalt
Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove.
To hide his booty.