Grizzly Jokes

Why was the sterile Grizzly upset?

Because he couldn't Bear children.

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Why didn't the grizzly bear dissolve?

Because he wasn't polar

What do you call a country of grizzlies that is always stoned?

A hibearnation.

What does a grizzly wear under his fur?

Under-bear.

Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.

What do you call a flying Grizzly?

a bearoplane

What do you call the largest number of grizzlies you can fit in a car?

The bear maximum

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Why did the duck leave his flock?

Because he wanted to be a-loone.

How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

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Bear Foot Jokes More Bear Foot Jokes

Why don't bears wear boots?

Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.

Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do French athletes wear?

Jaques straps

What did the Scottish man do when he ran out of pants to wear?

He kilt himself

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

What is a Mexican's favorite Olympic event?

Cross country

What country makes the most milk?

Nepal

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

How can you tell if an engineer is an extrovert?

They look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

Bi Polar Bear Jokes More Bi Polar Bear Jokes

What do you get when you cross a white cow with mad cow disease and a grizzly bear?

A bi-polar bear.

What do you cal a bear with extreme mood swings?

A bi-polar bear.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did a physician go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.

What does the doctor say after colonoscopy?

See ewwww later!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework ?

A firequaker !

Why did the lesbian cross the road?

To get to the other bride!