What is a Mexican's favorite Olympic event?

Cross country

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What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog?

A terrified postman.

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How chi was the Olympics?

So chi

Why does Mexico never do well in the Olympics?

Anyone who can run, jump or swim is already over the border

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Why did the polish person marry someone from the other side of the country?

Because opposite poles attract

What country has 6 faces, and 8 points?

Cuba