What is a Mexican's favorite Olympic event?

Cross country

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What happens when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

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Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

Why doesn't Mexico live up to it's full potential in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans that can run, jump, and swim are in America.

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What country has the most people?

Brazil... They've got Brazillions

What country can't be hacked?

Madagascar, because all their ports are closed.