What is a Mexican's favorite Olympic event?

Cross country

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a salmon a bird's leg and a hand ?

Birdsthigh fish fingers !

Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

How chi was the Olympics?

So chi

Why does Mexjco do poorly in the olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can run fast, swim fast and jump high are in the states.

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

What do your mom and Poland have in common?

a lot of countries have been inside her.

What country is ill?

A: Germany.