What did Joe Hill say when someone asked if he was Joe King?

No, I'm dead serious."

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Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store?

Because baggers can't be choosers,

Who would you ask for advice about a lion?

a lion or a gerbil The lion, because by virtue of being a lion, a lion is an expert on lions.