Which member felt the warmest?

The conductor.

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Member Jokes More Member Jokes

How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.

What did Vladimir name his member?

Put-in. (In a Russian accent)

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Who's there ! April ! April who ?

April might make you feel better !

Why do they put half of the instructions in Spanish?

It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.

What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!