Which member felt the warmest?

The conductor.

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Member Jokes More Member Jokes

How many members of an ethnicity does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number! One member to perform the task, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical to the ethnicity in question.

Why are the Ninja Turtles on the No-Fly list?

Because they are members of an underground Splinter cell.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What should we call it when a man is beautiful?

Footseveral " No but I feel like you're on the right track

Why won't the holocaust survivor vote for Bernie Sanders?

He doesn't want to feel the Bern.

Conductor Jokes More Conductor Jokes

What do you call a drummer who has lost one of his drumsticks?

A conductor.

Why did the train get hit by lighting?

Because of the conductor.