Which member felt the warmest?

The conductor.

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Member Jokes More Member Jokes

How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.

What is something that is always heard but never seen?

A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why didn't the feminist shave her arm pits?

Just kidding, just wanted to rile a few people up. But if you want to have a punchline contest, feel free.

How do people usually feel after touching an electric fence?

Shocked.

Conductor Jokes More Conductor Jokes

What did the rubber say when he was offered a job as the high school choir teacher?

I can't, I'm not a conductor." Pffffffhehewheheheheheh.

What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!