Why are the Ninja Turtles on the No-Fly list?

Because they are members of an underground Splinter cell.

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What do you get when you cross a gorilla and a member of the Westboro Baptist Church?

a retarded gorilla

How many members of an identifiable group does it take to perform a common task?

A certain number! One to actually perform the task, and the rest to act in a manner stereotypical of the group.

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Why didn't the mother splinter call her son on his birth-day?

Because he's a little prick!

Why are the Ninja Turtles on the No-Fly list?

Because they are members of an underground Splinter cell.

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Why are the Ninja Turtles on the No-Fly list?

Because they are members of an underground Splinter cell.

How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List !" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"