Why are the Ninja Turtles on the No-Fly list?

Because they are members of an underground Splinter cell.

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What is something that is always heard but never seen?

A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.

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None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!

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Why are the Ninja Turtles on the No-Fly list?

Because they are members of an underground Splinter cell.

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He had a staff infection...

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Why are the Ninja Turtles on the No-Fly list?

Because they are members of an underground Splinter cell.

Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands