Why are the Ninja Turtles on the No-Fly list?

Because they are members of an underground Splinter cell.

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How many members of the NRA does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

More guns.

How so you call a member of the finacial staff of the faculty of Biology?

A: A Buy-ologist.

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Why didn't the mother splinter call her son on his birth-day?

Because he's a little prick!

Why are the Ninja Turtles on the No-Fly list?

Because they are members of an underground Splinter cell.

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How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List !" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"

Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands